HEY GUYS. If anyone wants me to record a personalized holiday message for them, I will. Or if you want me to say something for a friend or relative of yours. I WILL DO THIS FOR YOU as long as you ask before Christmas Day.
Either repost this, yell at me on Twitter or email me (my tumblr name at that email service Google runs) and your dreams of me talking to you in a video will be granted!
EDIT: I may be drunk while doing this.